The Cell Phone Turns 35 Years Old!
Happy Birthday cell phone! I’m sorry, I haven’t gotten you a present yet. I wanted to let you know that I am thinking of you and that you are not forgotten.
I’m having trouble deciding what to get you this year. Would you prefer more ring tones? You only have a few and they never get changed. Maybe you would enjoy ViOP wireless access. Have you ever been online? Rickrolling is very popular. A few of the girls in my office think you might like sticky crystal jewels. I know you are lacking on the bling. Anway. Let me know.
Best wishes on the day you were born,
Brent







